FUNNY AS HELL: DESPER8 DEFEATED TRUMP H8ERS PROGNOSTIC8 SHORT 8 MONTH PRESIDENCY FOR TRUMP-AND OTHER CRAZY LEFTIST THINGS

 

 
 
 

I posted this on Disqus:

WE'RE IN THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF 8 EPOCH MAKING MAGA TRUMP YEARS

THE TRUMP H8ERS REPLY

With Trump constantly throwing temper tantrums and running to his safe space at Mar A Lago, only a retard would assume he's going to be president for 8 months let alone 8 years.

At this rate of unbridled serial lying, I doubt he'll last 8 months before the Republicans impeach him.

You adore a goddamn liar.

You own it.

 

RobbieFreeman Apollospeaks 

 

Perhaps you mean 8 months?

 

 

He's not physically able to do eight months. We've had two presidents in a row who were in great physical shape, and they were visibly aged by the job. By month 8 Trump will be so worn out and sick that he'll be unable to continue. And If I'm wrong then by then he'll be impeached and removed from office. Only koolaid drinking Trumpbots think he'll last longer

MY REPLY

Wasn't it loony vicious Trump h8ers like you three fools who laughed hysterically when Trump announced his run for the presidency, anticip8ing an embarrassing clown show that would damage the Republican Party? Indeed, didn't masterminds like you predict with cocksure certainty that Trump's campaign would be short-lived and collapse after 8 weeks with no one taking him seriously? That he wouldn't make it past the first GOP deb8? That Cuze, Bush, Christe and the rest would totally eviser8 and humili8 him in front of a national audience?

And then after the 8th deb8 with Trump standing strong and winning primaries what did you geniuses predict? That if he became his party's candid8 Hillary would decim8 him in a 48 st8 sweep? Remember the Hillaryslide? And when you said that Trump was so badly toxic his defeat would be worse than Barry Goldwater's?

Then just weeks before the election in early October (the 8th month of the old Roman calendar) you convinced yourself the campaign was virtually over. That Trump was a dead candid8 walking because of the scandalous lewd Groperg8 tape, and the 8 fems who charged him with sexual harassment (see). Do you recall how el8ed you were as the media turned Trump into sexual predator? And how woman voters would reject him big time?

But 8 hours into election night what was your f8? You 8 your hearts out as Hillary went str8 down in flames losing Pennsylvania in a tight race - with Trump getting 48% of the vote. Remember your shock and disbelief as if the laws of God and N8ure were suddenly termin8ed and an altern8 reality where nothing made sense set in? Then came your post-election h8fest with baseless alleg8ions that Trump was Putin's criminal soul m8 and they conspired together to steal the election. How has that worked out for you after a lengthy FBI investig8ion turned up squat?

  And here you are just 8 short weeks into Trump's disruptive presidency frustr8ed beyond measure making the same mistake of underr8ing him; predicting he'll have the shortest time in office since John Kennedy, and be impeached for a worse crime than Waterg8? Do you really think that 8 months from now you'll be celebra8ing Trump vac8ing the White House and living in a jail cell? If you do then tell me: what drugs are you taking that's causing such hullucin8ing?

A word of advice to you rascally reprob8s: Before making more embarrassing predictions about our unpredictable, gravity defying Pres get yourselves a new one of these:

For a crystal gazer with a broken ball and brain cannot a good prognostic8or make.  

 

 

THRICE CIRCUMCISED BERNIE

 

Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz Debate Health Care - The New York Times

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE
 
between this Jewish boy from Brooklyn and single payer socialist Bernie who was born in that great New York borough? 
 
 ANSWER
 
I was circumcised once at birth. But Bernie was circumcised thrice: at birth, by Hillary, and in his debate with Ted Cruz on healthcare reform. That was the unkindest cut of all. For it left Bernie with too little d*ck to please his wife anymore.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don't let Cuba, Venezuela and North Korea fool you.
 

SOCIALISM IS HEAVEN ON EARTH

Though it can't to be found in this world just yet I assure you it's coming. How do I know? Bernie Sanders told us so. Like an Old Testament prophet that old socialist Jew is never wrong. Just look what happened to single payer socialized medicine in Bernie's  Vermont. The states are the laboratories of democracy. And what's been tested in one state tells us what's good and will work for all. Read this piece on BernieCare and tell me that I'm wrong: 

BERNIE SANDERS’ DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM AND THE STAGGERING COST OF SINGLE PAYER BERNIE-CARE 
 
 
 
QUESTION ABOUT CO2
 
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If CO2 is a pollutant like catastrophe warmunists claim is it then dangerous to drink carbonated water? Am I polluting myself and hurting my health from drinking so much of it? I love the stuff and hope it's safe; I don't want to be poisoning myself and dying at an early age./sarc
 
For the only real, science based, climate change catastrophe humanity needs to worry about, click
 
 

 WHAT DID THE DONALD LEARN FROM OBAMA?

Don't be Obama.

Obama is anti-MAGA.

 

 
 
Though Donald Trump was mostly underwater for the duration of his 16 month campaign (sinking and surfacing, sinking and surfacing) he still managed to sail past Hillary to victory, despite Morning Joe and Mika predicting he'd fail. And he will do so again in 2020.
 
 

 

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16 thoughts on “FUNNY AS HELL: DESPER8 DEFEATED TRUMP H8ERS PROGNOSTIC8 SHORT 8 MONTH PRESIDENCY FOR TRUMP-AND OTHER CRAZY LEFTIST THINGS

  1. I don’t claim to know what’s going to happen in 2018 or 2020, but I do know the Dims are gonna have a tough time. Being so anti-Trump, they’ve set themselves up as the “America Second” party. Tell me any clear-thinking American who doesn’t want Americans put first? The optics don’t lie. They are and will be branded as the party that wants illegal immigration, more taxes and spending, kowtowing to terrorists, and free speech quelled.

    Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

    1. “Tell me any clear-thinking American who doesn’t want Americans put first?”

      This is why when you are speaking with a Dim, call them a #FAKEAMERICAN.

      It drives them nuts! They do not know how to respond. They cant respond, exactly because of your statement (posed as a question) above.

  2. I truly believe Trump is the first president since Reagan to run for president to help the country. All the others ran for personal gain.

    1. “I truly believe Trump is the first president since Reagan to run for president to help the country. All the others ran for personal gain.”

      I believe that you have just stated the essence of why Trump will be a hugely successful president and win a second term

    1. Cruz should be the GOP point man for debates on all subjects, one at a time. The ambitious Democrat should have to go thru him on a national stage to be taken seriously.

    2. Lying Ted and Honest Bernie. Bernie has more integrity than Trump, Cruz and the entire RepubliCon Party combined

    3. The left and mainstream media was totally silent about the Cruz/Sanders debate. That in itself told you who won. Cruz did castrate him.

    4. Not just DUMBOCARE needs fixing. VA is in bad need to, with the ability to FIRE bad employees.

      White House Implies Firing of Bad Personnel Will Be Part of VA Reform

      http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2017/02/07/whote-house-proper-firings-of-bad-personnel-must-be-part-of-va-reform-n2282778?utm_source=thdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=

      Congressman ‘gravely concerned’ after two Memphis VA employees allegedly attacked patient

      http://wreg.com/2017/01/25/congressman-gravely-concerned-after-two-memphis-va-employees-allegedly-attacked-patient/

      1. Trump needs to sign an Executive Order, forcing Congress onto the same health care as We The People. Then the repeal should go very smoothly.

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