WHAT WILL OBAMA DO IF PUTIN INVADES UKRAINE? (SATIRE)

 

 VLADIMIR PUTIN YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

If you dare order Russian troops to invade pro-Western, freedom loving Ukraine you won’t be getting off so easy like Assad did when he defied Obama by killing civilians with WMDs. That’s a mistake he won’t be repeating as he can’t afford the humiliation. To your lasting regret they’ll be hell to pay if you cross the red line on military intervention. What will Obama do? Punish you within an inch of your life by replacing the current US Ambassador to Russia with retired gay congressman Barney Frank, or openly gay football star Michael Sam. Checkmate!  Don’t underestimate the man.

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23 thoughts on “WHAT WILL OBAMA DO IF PUTIN INVADES UKRAINE? (SATIRE)

  1. Very amusing. Yet it could happen. If Obama sent gay ambassador Chris Stevens to Muslim Benghazi what’s to stop him from sending a gay to homophobic Moscow? It would really piss off Putin.

  2. A foreign policy analysis on CNN (forgot his name) said this morning: “Strategically, Russia has to do whatever is necessary to maintain its Black Sea assets. The Ukraine will have to surrender the Crimea in exchange for a Russian OK for it to join NATO and the EU.”

    I suspect their pain threshold is not what it used to be. The Soviets cried uncle after losing 13K dead in Afghanistan. If the Ukrainians are prepared to take the pain of inflicting tens of thousands of dead on the Russians, odds are that the Russians will pull back. It depends on what the Ukrainians are prepared to sacrifice.

    1. Sarah Palin also said that Russia could very well invade the Ukraine, and was skewered by democrats for such a stupid statement. As I write this, Russia is invading the Ukraine…Bozo!!!!!
      Just as Romney said that Russia was our worst geopolitical enemy. and Iran was our worst enemy, and the “brilliant” prezzy took him to task for that. Another Bozo!!!

  3. Let’s face it, with the Obama in the White House and the West never strong enough to take any real action, The door is open for Putin to reestablish his Cold War era communist bloc again.

  4. The Ukraines have dug themselves into a hole since they opted for independence in 1991. Doesn’t look like they’ll be getting out any time soon.

  5. A very, very deep hole. The country has been profoundly corrupt from its leaders down for the whole period of its existence as an independent country. Timoshenko, Yuschenko, Yanukovich you name it. All of them are equally and horribly corrupt.

  6. The Ukrainians finally elected a president…and ONE FACTION says “we don’t like him” because he went to Russia for help that the EU will never provide.

    They’re nuts.

    1. They revolted because he was setting himself up to be president for life. This was Chile’s Salvador Allende all over again, including the fact that both Allende and Yanukovich were acting at the behest of the Russians.

  7. If Obama allows Ukraine to be dragged back into Russian control, he will be the president who rebuilt the Iron Curtain.

  8. Hey, ya dumb righties! You’re nothing but a horde of fear-mongering nuts!!! Why don’t all of you kill yourselves and send yourselves to your “salvation.” Idiot racists

    1. As a dumb “rightie” I will point out what is going on in Russia right now. I will also point out that the left is the one fear mongering with things that simply are not true!! AKA Global warming.
      Crawl back under your rock.

  9. You’re a homophobic right-wing bigot just like Putin and should move to Russia with Snowden where you’ll feel safe from Gays.

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