VLADIMIR PUTIN YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
If you dare order Russian troops to invade pro-Western, freedom loving Ukraine you won't be getting off so easy like Assad did when he defied Obama by killing civilians with WMDs. That's a mistake he won't be repeating as he can't afford the humiliation. To your lasting regret they'll be hell to pay if you cross the red line on military intervention. What will Obama do? Punish you within an inch of your life by replacing the current US Ambassador to Russia with retired gay congressman Barney Frank, or openly gay football star Michael Sam. Checkmate! Don't underestimate the man.