EARTH DAY 2017 MUST BE A DAY OF FASTING AND PRAYER TO SAVE PLANET EARTH FROM TRUMP, BIG OIL AND DIRTY, POLLUTING INDUSTRIAL CAPITALISM (SATIRE)

 
 
 
Michael Mann writes: " ......Trump should read the landmark “2020” report now published by Mission 2020, a group of experts convened by the former Executive Secretary of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate ChangeThe report establishes a timeline for how we can ensure a safe and stable climate. We don’t have much time — 2020 is a clear turning point."
 
The world-leading scientist has written a book on the threat of the current political climate. Picture: Supplied
 
CLIMATE CHANGE ACTIVISTS, ECO-WARRIORS AND FRIENDS OF THE EARTH 

According to eminent climate scientist Michael Mann, an activist leader for decades of the global warming movement, the climate doomsday clock is ticking away alarmingly fast and is in its 11th hour of deadly peril and disruption. Indeed, with the Earth catastrophically heating and the seas catastrophically rising, with droughts, floods, record heat and hurricane activity everywhere mounting, Mann warns that "we no longer need data, the scientific method, hypotheses and theories;" he warns "everyone can observe  disrupting, man-caused climate change with their eyes and senses;" he warns "we have until 2020 to save the planet from fossil fuels, CO2 and a run away greenhouse [heating] effect that's certain to come;" he warns that "four years from now it could be game over for the climate;" that we will reach the dreaded "tipping point of no return...where it might be impossible to stabilize planetary warming below dangerous levels.” In other words, according to Mann (and no one knows better than him) we're insanely breaking our climate system, smashing it to bits, with dirty fuels, CO2 and human stupidity and ignorance; and soon it could be so badly damaged and chaotically unstable as to be beyond repair. That is Mann's "tipping point of no return" in four years when global temps could soar out of control and overheat the warming earth in an explosive greenhouse gas catastrophe of extremely violent weather events multiplied a thousandfold. Recall the film "The Day After" and you'll get the frightening picture. 
 
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At the very least, within a few years of Mann's predicted tipping point we will suffer rainlessness like never before, global droughts (100 times worse than California's), massive crop destruction (where nothing can grow), famines of biblical proportions, disease from malnutrition and massive premature deaths in the billions - leading to an EXTINCTION EVENT where our race and all living things will perish and be no more. Take it from Mann. He's not to be questioned. HE KNOWS!
 
 
 
 
With the authority of a New Age prophet Mann warns that mankind has just four short years to radically reverse course and stop the madness before all hell breaks loose and all is lost; four years to stop the rising massive burning of climate disrupting coal, gas and oil; four years to begin the transition to a clean, green energy future; four years to save the Earth from Donald Trump, Big Oil, dirty industrial capitalism and suicidal human indifference and folly. 
 
 
 
In short, we're in the final, gut wrenching, nerve-wracking
 
COUNTDOWN TO CLIMATE ARMAGEDDON
 
and there doesn't seem to be a way to stop it short of a miracle.
 
 
 
TRUMP'S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS OF ASSAULTING OBAMA'S GREEN ENERGY LEGACY AND EARTH'S DETERIORATING CLIMATE SYSTEM
 
 
 
 
Michael Mann's deathly fear of Donald Trump isn't delusional. Just look at the terrifying headlines above, and then at the horribly destructive things he's been doing as president and SHUTTER.
 
   
Indeed, in less than 100 days Trump has practically undone and wiped out eight years of Barack Obama's EPA legacy and clean energy regime. He's trashed dozens of health and life saving climate and environmental regulations that could significantly cut CO2 emissions down to safe climate stabilizing levels putting mankind out of harm's way; he approved the Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines despite their environmental hazards; he's defunded and killed the climate science division at NASA, cut funds for NOAA,  and he's doing much worse to the EPA which is under attack like never before in its history; and worse than bad Trump's on the verge of shredding the Paris climate accord to save planet Earth signed by 200 nations. If Trump exits that agreement other nations could possibly follow. In fact, there could be a stampede as only very few nations are actually abiding by the agreement. And nothing could please Trump more as it would enhance his image as a global leader against the science and politics of catastrophic climate change. What a terrible, awful human being.
 
AMERICA THE FOSSIL FUEL HYPERPOWER
 
 
 
But that's only half of it. Trump is so extreme in his love of dirty energy and hatred of environmental sanity that America being a fossil fuel superpower (first in the production of natural gas, second behind China in coal, and third behind Russia and Saudi Arabia in oil) isn't enough for him. Trump the super nationalist wants this country to be FIRST in everything. He wants to "DIG BABY DIG" for more and more coal, and "DRILL BABY DRILL" for more gas and oil until this nation becomes NUMBER ONE in every dirty energy category; until, in effect, it becomes a fossil fuel HYPERPOWER driving down dirty energy costs so that clean, green renewables can't compete and will be priced out of the market-a plan from hell if there ever was one.
 
THE DILEMMA OF THE GLOBAL WARMING MOVEMENT
 
So what are we to do? I'll get to that soon. But first we must fully grasp the dilemma that we're in. The global warming movement has been struggling for decades to alter humanity's self-destructive climate course, but to no avail. For 20 years now we've done everything humanly possible (even lied, cheated and made up frightful things) to stop the madness and save the world from Big Oil, the Koch brothers, industrial capitalism and gas guzzling human beings-who grow in number with the economic progress of third world states. Sorry to say we have little to show for all our great effort, compassion and world citizenry; little to show for pleading with man to look at the signs of climate disruption and collapse, and wake up before it's too late.
 
MANKIND SETS RECORD FOR FOSSIL FUEL USE
 
 
                        
 
 
Indeed, despite thousands of scientific papers, UN conferences, protests, marches and media doomsday reports; despite a US president (Barack Obama) who was our man and had his priorities straight: giving preference to fighting global warming over global terror, poverty and AIDS; despite billions spent on cutting carbon pollution and using renewables (hydro, solar and wind); despite Kyoto and now the Paris accord; despite all this and more what do we see to our shock and awe? With each passing year mankind burns and consumes more fossil fuels than ever before setting new records for CO2 emissions with no end in sight. And people wonder why Michael Mann, James Hansen, Al Gore and others are freaking out. They love this world too much (the only one we have) to see it go to hell in a dirty energy hand basket.
 
 
 
 
What then must we do when human governments, institutions and political movements fail? When mankind is unresponsive to science and reason and what's in its best interest? When the existential threat looms larger and draws closer by the day, week and year? In other words, what's left after everything humanly possible has been done to save the Earth and humankind?
 
What's left is
 
GOD!
 
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THE NEED FOR GOD TO END THE CLIMATE CRISIS
 
God who "created the Heavens and Earth" and "gives us our daily bread," and the fossil fuels we use to power our world, is our last best hope when all else fails. When sinful man can't save himself GOD THE SAVIOR is there to work MIRACLES and do it for him.  And as we approach the dreaded tipping point of no return to CLIMATE ARMAGEDDON we need a MIRACLE FROM HEAVEN to save our race from the great EXTINCTION ahead.
 
WITHOUT A MIRACLE WE'RE LOST IN HOPELESSNESS AND DESPAIR, AND DONALD TRUMP, BIG OIL AND INDUSTRIAL CAPITALISM WILL PREVAIL
 
 
This is what we must do my friends. We must turn EARTH DAY into a time of FASTING AND PRAYER. We must get down on our knees, turn to God and pray for deliverance and grace; pray for a MIRACLE to save planet Earth from the deniers, polluters and ignorant men. We must pray to God that he mercifully intervene in our dangerously warming world and hold down temperatures and the rising seas. This God can do directly (supernaturally) or naturally through the Sun which is the life of our planet and death when it's gone. All that God need do is tweak the Sun a bit and we'll be saved. Indeed, a slight variation in the Sun's heat and energy output could lower solar activity and cool it down just enough to prevent the cataclysmic greenhouse effect mentioned above. Moreover, the cooler Sun will cause the oceans to contract and sea levels fall sparing Miami, New York and other coastal cities from monster floods and storms.
 
                                   
 
Pope Francis "God's Vicar" could help us here. He's a holy man pure of heart and soul and much beloved by God and believes in our cause. He could intercede with the Lord on behalf of the Earth and humanity and save us from catastrophe. Surely God will listen to such a man, and be moved by his compassion, prayers and love of man.
 
SO SPREAD THE WORD!
 
Let Earth Day be a day of Fasting and Prayer. At 12 PM  on April 22nd wherever you are, whatever you're doing stop and turn your thoughts to Heaven and beg God with tears for climate salvation. You have nothing to lose and could win God's grace; and reversing the course of this dirty fossil fuel age save the
 
 
                                       
 
 
POSTSCRIPT
 
                              
 
For those atheists and Gaia devotees who don't believe in a supernatural Deity, on Earth Day you might consider using this ancient Greek hymn to the physical Sun. Beseech the Great Blazing One to take pity on us, and dial down his nuclear furnace just enough to save us from becoming a hell world like Venus.     




TO THE SUN

HEAR golden Titan, whose eternal eye
With broad survey, illumines all the sky.
Self-born, unwearied in diffusing light,
And to all eyes the mirror of delight:
Lord of the seasons, with thy fiery car 
And leaping coursers, beaming light from far:
With thy right hand the source of morning light,  
And with thy left the father of the night.
Agile and vig'rous, venerable Sun,
Fiery and bright around the heav'ns you run. 
Foe to the wicked, but the good man's guide,
O'er all his steps propitious you preside:
With various founding, golden lyre, 'tis mine
To fill the world with harmony divine.
 
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58 thoughts on “EARTH DAY 2017 MUST BE A DAY OF FASTING AND PRAYER TO SAVE PLANET EARTH FROM TRUMP, BIG OIL AND DIRTY, POLLUTING INDUSTRIAL CAPITALISM (SATIRE)

  1. Michael Mann, scientist: Data ‘increasingly unnecessary’ because ‘we can see climate change’

    Who needs “data” when we’re talking religion?

    1. The Church of Climate Scientology.

      And Climate Scientologist Mann is clairvoyant and can predict the Climate without ANY scientific info! Amazing!

      1. Data is trumped by feelings. The world feels like it is getting warmER – the feelings are settled sceince.

      1. That’s absolutely right.

        Four months ago it was 30 degrees cooler than it is today. Yesterday it rained and today is sunny.

        Yep – climate change is here for sure!

    2. “Fundamentally, I’m a climate scientist and have spent much of my career with my head buried in climate-model output and observational climate data trying to tease out the signal of human-caused climate change,” Mr. Mann told the Democratic Platform Drafting Committee at a hearing.

      And by “teasing” he means falsifying.

      1. ““Fundamentally, I’m a climate scientist and have spent much of my career with my head buried in…”

        His ass?

      2. “Trying to tease out human-caused climate change”

        Well there you go.

        Sort of tells us what we need to know.

    3. No, Mr. Mann, you’ve spent most of your career manufacturing a preferred outcome by manipulating data and deleting anything that didn’t fit your desired outcome.

      You are a poor scientist.

        1. I can prove that observation alone can prove man made global warming:

          Ever notice how much warmer it is during the day when people are out and about and how much cooler it is at night when people are asleep?

            1. The air is not only “hot” it’s filled with unbelievable puking stink.

              The political left with their fake science driven global warming hysteria is one huge deflating greenhouse gas bag crashing to earth (reality).

    4. I understand why you’re calling Michael Mann’s pseudo-science a “religion,” but this is unfair. Religion is not pseudo-science, and encouraging society to lazily equate intelligent religious commitment with the irrational, serves neither truth nor science.

      1. The religion of Global Climate Change. Adherents need no evidence, simply faith.

        Skeptics are heretics and should be burned at the stake, but that would cause more global warming so they are simply shunned and ostracized instead.

        1. They should put us in a gas chamber and fill it with CO2 beyond current atmospheric levels. if it’s a pollutant like they say it will kill us dead.

      1. True, and a lot of “scientists” use data as a con man would, and this fraud Michael Mann is one of them.

    5. Mann is trying to remain relevant, even after his work was decisively proven false; not just false, but falsified.

      This is, of course, the end-game for the warmists. Since the data, even after massaging, still stubbornly refuses to produce the catastrophic warming they so desperately desire, they now have resorted to claiming that the data isn’t important. That if they say climate change is happening, then we must believe it. I guess this is the climatological equivalent of Caitlin Jenner.

    6. We don’t need data anymore because we all agree the science is settled.

      Wow. That makes the skull-bump analyzers in the 19th century look like wizards of scientific method.

      1. LOL!!! Mann must have a large bump on his skull from the fall he took as a child. But seriously, my question to settled science consensus climatologists like Mann is this:

        What is the optimum temperature for the Earth? What is the perfect number of storms, lightning strikes, droughts and floods? What is the exact amount of rain and snow that should fall? What is the best direction for the wind to blow and at what speed? And what is the perfect climate and number of weather events (good and bad) for each of the seasons: spring, summer, winter, fall? And what is that for different places of the Earth? For New York, Washington, London, Moscow and Beijing? For the state of Virginia or the country of Israel, or for the entire region of the Middle East? Surely the ideal temperature and climate can’t be the same for Siberia, South Africa and the Southwest US?

        How could Mann or Hansen or Gore possibly know if CHANGE is good or bad unless they know what the IDEAL CLIMATE is at every season and for every place and location on the planet?

        Ask these questions to Mann et al and they will change the subject to avoid the truth about the immense complexity of climate, a dynamic system of many moving known and unknown parts that interact in known and unknown ways; and because of this complexity and the many, many unknowns their predictions are speculation, conjecture and guess work-which they may occasionally get right just as a broken clock is right twice a day.

        1. “Mann must have a large bump on his skull from the fall he took as a child. ”

          Perhaps he got hit in the head too many times with a hockey puck.

  2. Michael Mann. You have wasted your life. You have consumed air, food and resources and contributed NOTHING! You have degraced yourself.

  3. Mann child knew the end of El Nino was coming and that “heat waves” and the global temperatures were going to drop big time. So it was time to change the narrative.

  4. Don’t you remember; in the 70’s we had the new ICE AGE.
    Don’t tell me that you have already forgotten the glaciers on Sunset Blvd. in Hollyweird, or the Icebergs in San Francisco bay?
    Don’t you remember that all the cold weather gear was bought up by the people in Barstow and Twentynine Palms in California.
    Don’t you remember that we all died in the COLD and the DARK?

      1. Well said. Both are politicized left-wing activists driven by radical agendas, not by science or economics.

  5. Climate change isn’t dangerous, it’s always happened and will continue.

    What’s dangerous is the idea that the climate can be run better by government than by nature.

    1. How right you are. $20 trillion in fiscal debt and $100 trillion in unfunded liabilities. The US Gov’t can’t bring its borrowing and spending under control; and until Donald Trump it believed it could control the climate….which is driven mostly by the sun. Go figure.

  6. Apollo, I know that you’re big on the Medieval Warm Period. But wasn’t girlie Mann the author of the e-mail that said “We’ve got to get rid of the Medieval Warm Period”? If not, I’m sure he agreed with the sentiment.

    If he were to tell me “we don’t need data, we can see climate change” I would reply “Damn right. If the climate keeps getting warmer, pretty soon Vikings will be able to raise cattle in Greenland. Just like they did a thousand years ago.”

    1. I’m not aware of such an email. However, at one time Mann claimed that the MWP was insignificant and did not merit scientific attention. Then he claimed it existed but only in northern Europe, and therefore had no effect on global temps. Truth is, however, the MWP (with 30% less CO2 in the atmosphere than today) was warmer for a longer period than any present day warming; and there is a mountain of evidence it was global in extent. Mann, in other words, is a lying leftist politicized fraud who’s more in advancing his sad pessimistic doomsday agenda than scientific truth.

  7. Berkeley Professor, Richard Muller, a Global Warming believer, criticizes Michael Mann’s manipulating of data to fabricate the famous Hockey Stick graph shown in Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth”.

    1. From Lord Monckton on http://wattsupwiththat.com:

      “Shock news from the Heartland Institute’s Ninth International Climate Change Conference: among the 600 delegates, the consensus that Man contributes to global warming was not 97%. It was 100%.”

      Not one of the “climate change deniers” in the audience answered “no” to any of the questions below:

      1. Does climate change?
      2. Has the atmospheric concentration of CO2 increased since the late 1950s?

      3. Is Man likely to have contributed to the measured increase in CO2 concentration since the late 1950s?

      4. Other things being equal, is it likely that adding CO2 to the atmosphere will cause some global warming?

      5. Is it likely that there has been some global warming since the late 1950s?

      6. Is it likely that Man’s emissions of CO2 and other greenhouse gases have contributed to the measured global warming since 1950?

      http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/07/11/the-climate-consensus-is-not-97-its-100/

  8. 97% Consensus+ Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming + Climate Disruption + IPCC + NASA + NOAA + EPA + Mann + Hansen + Obama+ Kerry + Gore = SCIENCE FRAUD

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