ULTIMATE PROOF OF TRUMP-RUSSIA-PUTIN ELECTION COLLUSION, TRUMP’S GIFT OF ALASKA TO PUTIN AND BERKELEY ANTI-RUSSIA BOOK BURNING RALLY (SATIRE)

 

 

 

"WHAT'S IN A NAME?" ASKED SHAKESPEARE

Apparently a great deal when it comes to Donald Trump, Russia and Vladimir Putin. This is what I mean:

The name Trump is anagrammatically encoded with the letters RU (tRUmp). This stands for RUssia in its abbreviated form.

The name Donald Trump is encoded with the letters PUTN (doNald TrUmP). And when we add to Trump's name his title of "Pres(i)dent" it provides the letter "I"  giving us what's missing to complete the name "PUTIN."

Moreover, the 14 letter name "President Trump" when rearranged gives us the words MR. PUTIN'S RED PET.

Contrawise, the name "Vladimir Putin" is encoded with the name D. TRUMP (vlaDiMiR PUTin).

This is clear, objective, unambiguous, empirical evidence that Donald Trump in 2016 was Russia's Siberian Candidate, and that Russia's leader Vladimir Putin owns the Trump Presidency.

BTW, Donald Trump's Kremlin code name is "Agent Orange." Some say Double O Orange or OO-RANGE. Orange is the new red. 

 

Russians petition White House for return of Alaska - Telegraph

 
In April 2014 more than 35,000 people signed a petition on the White House website calling for Alaska to be returned to Russia after 150 years of American rule.
 

Mark my words, when Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin engineer Donald Trump's reelection in 2020 as a gift to Putin Trump will honor the 2014 petition and return Alaska to Russia. That way Sarah Palin can say: 'I no longer see Russia from my house. Now I'm living there.'

A Russian Orthodox church in Alaska

A Russian Orthodox church in Alaska, soon to become the official religion of that once great American state.

North Korea claims it has test fired intercontinental ballistic missile - a weapon that 'could reach Alaska - The Telegraph 

Are the Norks threatening to nuke Alaska as a warning to Trump that they will destroy the gift he's planning to give Putin if he goes ahead with sanctions?

 

BREAKING!

 Berkeley students ransack campus library then burn Russian books at anti-Russia rally. Demand banning of Russian lit courses.

Copies of War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, Uncle Vanya and Trump's Art of the Deal incinerated in Berkeley bonfire. Conspicuously absent were the writings of Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky and Maxim Gorky.

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Any anti-Trumpers who after reading the above think I'm one of you then click on to anyone of the links below and see how badly you've been fooled.

 
 
 

21 thoughts on “ULTIMATE PROOF OF TRUMP-RUSSIA-PUTIN ELECTION COLLUSION, TRUMP’S GIFT OF ALASKA TO PUTIN AND BERKELEY ANTI-RUSSIA BOOK BURNING RALLY (SATIRE)

  1. Only the most backward, uneducated, idiots would want to be any part of Russia. Alaska is known as one of the states single men run away to” when they can’t make it anywhere else.” There is a dearth of women in Alaska so maybe they hope to find Russian wives. There is not one single thing in Russia that is better or more available than in the US.. that includes, housing, food, welfare, human rights, justice system I could go on and on. Let’s send those 35,000 to the Crimea then they can get their wish and open up some more room in the great wilderness for hopefully intelligent people.

  2. Lol!! A Berkeley bonfire of Russian books. Anyone caught reading a non-communist Russian book is guilty of collusion with non-communist Russia and is a traitor.

    1. Born and raised in Alaska and no one in Alaska actually wants to be part of Russia. I am sure Putin/Russia would love to have Alaska back, because of all the natural resources, but to assert that Alaskans want to leave the United States is just absurd!

  3. Apollo, at first I was upset because I thought you were satirizing President Trump. Then when I got to the end I realized that you were parodizing Trump’s detractors; and that this is the kind of nonsense they use and believe in when denigrating him.

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