DONALD TRUMP, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE VENGEANCE OF GAIA IN FLOODING HOUSTON: OIL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD (SATIRE)

 
 
 
 
 
IF HURRICANE HARVEY ISN'T KARMIC RETRIBUTION ON TEXAS
 
 
for voting Trump and being a red Republican state, as Professor Storey said; or it isn't God's wrath specifically punishing Houston for the sin of having a lesbian mayor, as some fundamentalists believe, what then? Is it possible, could it be that Harvey is an ominous sign from the Great Earth Goddess Gaia? A warning to radical right-wing denier Donald Trump that he's dead wrong about global warming and climate change being an agenda driven, pseudo-scientific, anti-capitalist hoax? That they are very, very real and negatively impacting the planet and biosphere? That the massive, growing, exploding use of fossil fuels by stupid, self-destructive, gas guzzling industrial man is bringing us to the brink of planetary destruction - as Al Gore and many scientists warn? That the increase in man-caused atmospheric CO2 is dooming us to the "Sixth Extinction"? To a holocaust like no other that's ravaged the Earth where mankind and all living things will be no more? 
 
 
In short, is Harvey Gaia's punishment on Texas for being the epicenter of the US oil industry producing over 1 billion barrels of crude per year - making it the 6th largest oil producer in the world?
 
Black-and-white photograph of an oil derrick with a gusher of oil shooting from the top
 
And has Gaia singled out Houston specifically for karmic retribution not because of its lesbian mayor, but for reasons related to dirty, foul, polluting fossil fuels that's poisoning the air? Is Houston suffering from the worst rainfall and flooding in our history because it was there in 1901 that the great Texas oil boom began (that spread across the country and globe)? That it is a city built on obscene dirty energy profits and oil baron greed? And that since then this city of sin has monstrously grown into the world capital of the oil and gas industry (see)? That it's home to over 5000 energy businesses making billions? That located there are Phillips, Conoco, Marathon and Citgo? That Exxon has most of its 73,000 employees there (Houston's largest employer)? Indeed, if Gaia were to be angry with any city on earth it would be Houston, Texas, no?
 
 
It should be perfectly clear to you that the unprecedented disaster fallen on Houston is karmically linked to President Trump's June 1st withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord; and his plans for turning America into a fossil fuel HYPERPOWER - out producing every other nation twice over. What could be more offensive to Gaia than the man in the White House?
 
 
If Donald Trump doesn't heed Gaia's warning and let it enlighten him, if he doesn't reverse his policies and turn America into the epicenter of solar, wind and hydropower, he'll be responsible for polluting the sky with dangerous levels of heat trapping Carbon Dioxide - pushing us beyond the tipping point of no return into Climate Armageddon. If Trump, in short, doesn't awaken to the terrible harm he's doing he will infamously go down in history as the 
 
GREAT BEAST OF THE SIXTH EXTINCTION 
 
worse than Mohammed, Attila, Hitler, Stalin and mass murdering Mao combined.
 
 
 
HOUSTON IS THE SIGN
 
DEINDUSTRIALIZE OR DIE!
 
 
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24 thoughts on “DONALD TRUMP, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE VENGEANCE OF GAIA IN FLOODING HOUSTON: OIL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD (SATIRE)

    1. “If we are in the middle of a warming Pause, how can climate change have any current effects?”

      Because we have entered into a Grand Solar Minimum with decreased magnetic field which increases cosmic ray penetration and cloudiness. In the past this has resulted in late spring & early autumn frosts, atmospheric compression, floods, famine, economic & political disruption. See “Little Ice Age.”

  1. Didn’t take long for fake news to prove themselves fake again. Any weather event is now politicized or tied to a cause. Pathetic.

  2. Oh for crying out loud.

    You know what the real problem is?

    Low flow toilets.

    All that water we’ve been saving went right to Houston.

    SAVE HOUSTON! DOWN WITH LOW FLOW TOILETS!

    Makes as much sense as CNN.

  3. Well there were NO hurricanes with Bush’s second term or both Obama’s terms, then Trump gets us out of the Paris accord and look what happens!

    See, I can synthesize liberal thinking!

  4. You nailed it Apollo. Houston is the oil capital of the world and Harvey is Gaia warning of Armageddon. Brilliant. The left is so insane they’d believe you and hail you as Gaia’s prophet if you were one of them. lol!

    1. Yes, it’s brilliant satire. But is it wise to give the warmists ideas for their alarmist propaganda machine?

  5. There was some mainstream media article linked on Facebook, saying that this was the worst hurricane ever in Texas, and it was caused by global warming.

    I posted a comment that was totally false, that Texas had been hit by worse hurricanes in the past, and referenced the Galveston hurricane of 1900 (something like 8,000 people were killed in that one).

    1. A Mighty Day- Chad Mitchell Trio

      I remember down in Galveston,
      When storm winds swept the town,
      The high tides from the ocean, Lord,
      Put water all around.

      [Chorus:]
      Wasn’t that a mighty day, (a mighty day) a mighty day
      (a mighty day) a mighty day, great God that morning
      When the storm winds swept the town

      The winds began to blowin’.
      The rains began to fall.
      The lightning shafts were cracklin’, Lord,
      And the thunder started to roll

      [Chorus:]
      Wasn’t that a mighty day, (a mighty day) a mighty day
      (a mighty day) a mighty day, great God that morning
      When the storm winds swept the town

      The trumpets warned the people,
      “You’d better leave this place”.
      But they never meant to leave their homes
      Till death was in their face.

      The seas began to rollin’.
      The ships they could not land,
      I heard a captain crying, “God,
      Please save this drowin’ man!”

      Chorus:]
      Wasn’t that a mighty day, (a mighty day) a mighty day
      (a mighty day) a mighty day, great God that morning
      When the storm winds swept the town

      The trains they all were loaded
      With people leavin’ town,
      The tracks gave way to the ocean, Lord,
      And the trains they went on down.

      The waters like some river
      They went a-rushin’ to and fro
      I saw my father drownin’, Lord,
      And I watched my mother go

      Chorus:]
      Wasn’t that a mighty day, (a mighty day) a mighty day
      (a mighty day) a mighty day, great God that morning
      When the storm winds swept the town

      Now death your hands are icy.
      You’ve got them on my knee.
      You took away my mother now.
      You’re comin’ after me.

      [Chorus:]
      Wasn’t that a mighty day, (a mighty day) a mighty day
      (a mighty day) a mighty day, great God that morning
      When the storm winds swept the town

      [Chorus:]
      Wasn’t that a mighty day, (a mighty day) a mighty day
      (a mighty day) a mighty day, great God that morning
      When the storm winds swept the town

  6. “If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”

    Civil War general Philip Sheridan

    The climate of Texas was, is and will be often horrid.

    I’ve been in Houston. After the morning clouds break, it can get hot and humid even in March.

  7. I ran across this NOAA site:

    https://coast.noaa.gov/hurricanes/

    If you go there, and click on “Hurricanes” in the upper right corner, it will give you a graphic showing a map of North America with the tracks of every recorded hurricane (1842 to 2016) superimposed on it. You can expand the view to show tropical storms on a worldwide basis.

    Hurricanes are not a rare phenomenon, even though warmists would like you to believe they only started happening recently.

  8. I imagine that God enjoys His heartiest laugh as he watches mankind running around hither and thither acting like they can control the earth’s climate.

  9. I wonder, does this Prof Storey beat up Trump supporters in his off time? Give lower grades to conservative students? He’s a hater… nice to see a College has a line that can’t be crossed. Princeton would have offered the creep tenure.

    1. Storey is the very soul of liberal empathy and compassion: willing to condemn an entire population to suffering because their political leanings differ from his.

      Proving once again, a liberal is someone who loves humanity but hates people.

  10. QUESTION? Why would Houston receive karmic punishment when it has a leftist lesbian mayor? Surely her left-wing politics should have protected the city from Harvey.

    1. Good point. If Harvey was to punish Texas for Trump it should have hit Austin, the state capital where Texas’ pro-Trump governor resides.

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