It's not polar bears that face extinction. Bring back global warming and save the sharks.
Why couldn't liberals be right for a change? Why are they wrong nearly all the time about everything under the Sun? Why did their scientists get climate change wrong? How could their computer models been so radically off? Where are the snowless northern winters they predicted? Where the iceless arctic summers and early falls? Where are the New York streets knee-deep in water killing tunnel and subway travel? Why hasn't the polar bear vanished into dust? Why aren't icebergs an endangered species like they warned? Why isn't Antarctica going green like it was 50 million years ago with grass, flowers, trees and song birds? I ask you, why couldn't warmunist hysteria be 10 percent real instead of totally, embarrassingly false?
I don't know about you my friends, but global warming is suddenly looking good to me; it's a whole lot better than living in Florida freezing my God-damn butt off!
Four years ago this week, during the terrible winter of 2014, this Russian research ship of climate scientists sent to Antarctica to study global warming got stuck in the ice and was stranded for days. Before it was free the first ice breaker sent to rescue the scientists also got stuck (see). This event inspired me to write the following:
SHIP OF GLOBAL WARMING FOOLS STUCK IN THE ICE OF "MELTING"
Greetings comrades from frigid Antarctica where our Russian shipsky the Shokalsky is stucksky in the frozen icesky and won't be freesky until Al Goresky's global warmsky finally comes. But don't be a denialisky. Global warmsky is realsky. If not we'd be frozen to deathsky; my infallible climate computsky tells me without global warmsky it would be 50 degrees colder here. So keep the CO2sky going till we're saved.