SO THIS PROVEN SERIAL LIAR, CORRUPT COP AND DEFINITE JUSTICE OBSTRUCTING, PERJURING FELON
has written a worthless, self-serving book (like his mostly made up criminally leaked memos see) showing what a paragon of virtue, morality, integrity, courage, decency and leadership he was when heading the FBI. That he was the model director, protector of liberty and indispensable crime fighting man who all future chiefs, agents and badges should emulate, copy and love. That what honest Abe Lincoln was to the presidency Comey was to the law enforcement community: an incorruptible, honest 21st century Eliot Ness; the cop of the ages - THE IDEAL G-MAN; a living misunderstood secular saint who can be equaled but not surpassed in his awesomeness - and did the country an immense good when he jailed Martha Stewart for nearly nothing. And now he's written a book to celebrate himself (because no one else will) and set the record straight in one of the greatest American publishing events ever...16 days from April Fools' Day. I can't wait.
Indeed, this great, good, honorable man (on the side of the angels in everything) will tell us how he was victimized and wronged by our evil, ogre, unfit to command President who fired him because of "the Russian thing;" but say nothing on how he plotted and schemed with McCabe, Ohr, Strzok and Page to safeguard Hillary's candidacy, and keep Trump him from seizing the White House; then tried to undermine and overthrow him when he got there. Why? Because of his loyalty to God, justice and country? To save the republic from Trump-Putin subversive collusion (which he couldn't prove for ten months)? Nah. More like his loyalty to the highest cause of all: keeping his job another five years - or more.
Will this rogue, I wonder, tell the tale of how he and Mueller tried to bring down Bush and Cheney with the Valerie Plame Affair - the greatest federal investigation hoax until he started the Trump-Russia collusion probe with the dirty, lying, Russian created Steele dossier? Can't wait to buy this superior man's book of crap; can't wait to read it from cover to cover and have a good laugh, knowing it will miserably fail to bring down the President he hates, and keep his sorry, treacherous, skinny ass out of federal jail.