THE SUPREMELY WRONG COURT, MISOGYNIST MONDAY AND RESTORING CONTRACEPTIVE RIGHTS IN AMERICA (SATIRE)

 

Matson cartoon: Supreme Court Hobby Lobby decision

The Supremely Wrong Court's 5 to 4 misruling (made by five male sexist Republican Catholic extremist judges on what will go down in history as MISOGYNIST MONDAY) to uphold the 1993 liberal Democrat Schumer/Kennedy Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) for conservative, racist, tea party owned (soon to be IRS targeted) Hobby Lobby, wasn't just a biblical blow to progressive contraceptive rights in America; it was a devastating 9/11 attack on womanhood-as bad as any  cruel act of oppression that misogynist Moslems sadistically inflict on women.

Beeler cartoon: Supreme Court Hobby Lobby decision\

 Next to man-made global warming this contraceptive decision is now the biggest disaster facing the planet as one half of the human race (starting with an infinitesimal number of working American women) could suffer the indignity and anguish of actually paying for certain types of birth control. Indeed, what these justices fail to understand is that

 ALL CONTRACEPTIVES ARE ONE AND INDIVISIBLE!

 And that the violation of any woman's right to any one free contraceptive flouts her rights to all free contraceptives no matter what she gets free. Indeed, for a woman to buy contraceptives that should be hers cost free is a blow to her dignity as a human being diminishing her value and worth galactically; and as this ruling set back  woman’s rights 100 years it must be reversed before it spreads worldwide and engulfs the planet.  How can that be done? The answer is simple: 

 On Election Day voters must reinstate Nancy Pelosi as House Speaker, and keep Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader. That way the Democratic Congress can repeal RFRA-voted for by Pelosi, Reid and every Democrat but one). Once that's done and Obama signs it into law he then can order HHS to re-impose the contraceptive mandate in its full, comprehensive, pre-Misogynist Monday form-thus forcing reactionary corps like Hobby Lobby to eat their religious views and progressively provide abortion pills to their promiscuous female workers.

"I'm no dick head when it comes to women's contraceptive rights."
 
 And to make sure injustices like this are never repeated, and that all women can safely have sex without suffering the cancer of pregnancy, vote Liz Warren for President in 2016 (the Indian mother of Occupy Wall Street), with poverty stricken Hillary as her running mate-so she and Chelsea can afford contraceptives.

 

WOMEN OF AMERICA UNITE!

 DON'T LET THIS CRISIS GO TO WASTE!

RESTORE YOUR CONTRACEPTIVE RIGHTS!

WARREN /CLINTON 2016  FOR UNLIMITED BIRTH CONTROL FREE STUFF !

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AOL. com article - Obama tries to reconnect with 'real America'

 
Our spaced-out ET prez has his work cut out for him. 

17 thoughts on “THE SUPREMELY WRONG COURT, MISOGYNIST MONDAY AND RESTORING CONTRACEPTIVE RIGHTS IN AMERICA (SATIRE)

  1. Apollo

    You shouldn’t be giving the Left ideas. Learn some restraint. Nevertheless I had a good laugh.

  2. It’s amazing how libs lie and lie and lie about this issue. Here are the facts:

    HL doesn’t want to exclude all forms of contraception, just the ones they feel could cause the death of a fertilized egg. They already provide an assortment (with no co-pays) for their employees.

    Imagine that a woman starts work at Hobby Lobby tomorrow morning — July 1. She joins Hobby Lobby’s health care plan. It includes access, copay-free, to the following categories of FDA-approved birth-control:

    Male condoms

    Female condoms

    Diaphragms with spermicide

    Sponges with spermicide

    Cervical caps with spermicide

    Spermicide alone

  3. Why do liberals continue to ignore the reality of the ruling?They are not controlling any medical decision. No access is denied. None. Zip. Saying otherwise just proves how ignorant they are.

  4. It’s okay that Obamacare was shoved down our throats, but this minuscule pushback is completely freaking out the scumbags on the Left.

  5. Very astute Apollo. From the libs viewpoint the only recourse they have to reverse this ruling is repeal RFRA. It will be interesting to see if this idea gains traction with them.

  6. Apollo,
    My computer is in the shop, so I am using my son in laws he set up for me. I am having a lot of trouble adjusting to the differences, please overlook my goofs. Can’t think and adjust at the same time. ( no remarks please):-D

    1. Tastelessness had nothing to do with putting it over his head. i was trying to magically suffocate him to death before he could desecrate another July 4th with his unAmerican presidency./sarc

      1. Watch what you say, Apollo. Threatening a president with a profilactic could get you serious jailtime.

  7. Libs are saying Christians should not be allowed to own businesses. If you want to own a business, you must stop being a Christian.

    1. Unless , of course, you’re Christian like Obama: a secular progressive wearing a cross to deceive.

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