Over the years many have wondered and asked the question: What's the deal with Obama's purple lips? How did he get them? As photos of the younger man reveal (see above) Obama wasn't born with them. Then why does he have them? Many explanations have been offered, for example: some have speculated that they are due to his chain-smoking of cigarettes (a habit he allegedly gave up), or the smoking of Purple Haze (a strain of marijuana made famous by the Jimi Hendrix song). Others attribute it to asthma, or to a medical condition known as Cyanosis: this causes discoloration and bluing of the skin due to poor blood circulation or lack of oxygen. Still others say that Obama's lips are stained from drinking too much red wine, grape flavored Kool Aid, or from simply eating beets, red beans and purple skinned potatoes....which Obama is said to consume in large amounts.
Smoking, disease, red wine, beets none of these satisfactorily explain the mystery of Obama's purple lips in my view. In fact, the answer is so obvious it surprises me that no right-winger after these last six disastrous years of Obamunism got it. For the secret of Obama's lips is a daily ideological ritual that he performs first thing every morning when he wakes. For as soon as he jumps out of bed he walks over to THIS and on hands and knees presses it to his lips kissing it for five long minutes. That would do the trick. No?
Obama's lips are not those of a healthy man. Either he's sick with a physical disease as some believe; or the disease is the infantile mental disorder of socialism with the daily torrent of red lies shooting from his lips turning them purple from the friction-the latest fib being the lifting of sanctions on communist Cuba for the cause of democracy and freedom.
Be that as it may, Obama's moving lips have wrecked considerable political hovac on the Democrat liberal left. For
PURPLE LIPS SINK LIBS' SHIP.
I was told by a friend, a nurse at Beth Israel in New York, that if Obama's condition goes untreated our first black prez could turn into our first blue prez. In other words from a politically blue Dem he'll become a physically blue and depressed Dem-especially if his party should lose the White House in 2016.